just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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