She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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