a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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