do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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