I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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