she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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