So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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