All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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