it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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