I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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