Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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