I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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