Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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