OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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