We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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