on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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