I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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