Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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