It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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