some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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