Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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