Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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