yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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