im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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