I skipped work to stalk him.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Two words: blizzard sex
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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