Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just pee around me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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