I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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