it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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