Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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