They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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