I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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