you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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