no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
