So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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