Christians are straight up FREAKS
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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