just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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