is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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