Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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