question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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