Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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