So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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