Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize