I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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