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  it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

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  that is the greatest description ever

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.

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  I like the way you think.

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• (714): View more from California

  A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.

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  YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Im coming down to miami this weekend

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  We shall drink from the everclear river

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!

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