What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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