And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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