yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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