Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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