Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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