This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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