we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
These tits shall not be calmed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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