i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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