Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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