I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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