You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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