It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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