Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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