omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.