I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
What did we do last night that was yellow?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?