it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
A bitchslap is in order.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
