discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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