Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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