literally had 100 drinks last night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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